Out of town.....

I'm going to be out of the area for a couple of days.....hiding. From everything. Don't worry, everything is cool, it's all good! I probably won't have access to a computer so if you need to get a hold of me, give a ring-a-ding. If you don't have my number, then you probably don't really need to find me.....Be back soon.
Oh yeah! Almost forgot....congratulations to Chris and Jodi. The wedding was super fun! I had a great time. Thanks for having me. We'll have to get up soon!

Our Darkest Days.....

Go get the new Ignite - Our Darkest Days album. It's amazing. Seriously the only thing that I've been listening to for the past 48 hours....this will be a disc that won't leave my CD player for a long time! There's not a single 'ok' song on the album. They all kick serious ass! If you like Hardcore, get this record! Then get on your bike and ride real fast.....preferably in big circles, always turning to the left. Always!

-I like the fact that Joe is in this photo where there's ads for Molson and a 'Box o' Joe'. If there were just some cigarette ads, we'd have all his bases covered.

Dirt Ride....

Tony Tyrant and I went out and put some milage on our mountain bikes tonight. The weather was pretty much perfect. Nice and cool, no humidity. Overcast. Kept us from sweating buckets. We ripped in and around P-Town, Eastslampton, and C-balt. Good ride. Tony snapped a couple of photos while we were out. Enjoy!


-my 2" air off a mini rock hit. I think I can bunny-hop higher than that.


-super relaxed stream crossing. If I were any more relaxed I think I'd fall off. If you look close, you can see the holes in my gloves.

Relationship Advice....

So I've been doing some thinking over the last few weeks. About stuff. Here are some suggestions concerning ways NOT to end relationships:

1. Go to Europe to visit your sister, drink in excess, do lots of drugs and fuck a different stranger every day (sometimes more than one per day). When you confess what you did, reply that you're not sure why you did it.

2. Fuck one of your teachers at school for a few weeks (a couple months?). When your significant other asks 'what's the deal with the two of you, are you cheating on me?', reply that the two of you are just really good friends, nothing is going on and that there are some things that you can only talk to them about.

3. Tell your significant other that you love them so much, can't wait to be married and spend the rest of your life with them (all throughout the duration of a 5 year relationship). When they finally break up with you because you're a liar and a grimey cheat, tell them the reason you aren't together anymore is because they never really understood you anyway. On top of that, make sure to mention how they could never stimulate you intellectually.

4. Whatever you do, do NOT take responsiblity for cheating on your significant other. That would be unfair for you to deal with because you have so much on your plate already. (What with all the cheating, lying, drinking, drugs, etc.)

I'm sure there's more to it. But this is all I can think of now. Let's see how long it takes for me to receive a scathing comment in reply. Step right up and place your bets! Mean? Well, maybe. But the truth hurts.....

White Trash Firepit

Last week a few of us cooled out at Tony Tyrant's place and had ourselves a little White Trash mini-Bonfire. Complete with a few Miller Lites, a mini bonfire contained by the might a Weber grill (which I kept nice and hot, with my stolen Boy Scout steez) and the Piss bike....if you don't know the Piss bike, then you don't know! Here's some documentation...


-crazy shadows trapped in the smoke